![]() Sam stuck his head round the kitchen door and sniffed. Pippin opened his mouth to object when he was interrupted by the crash of pots in the kitchen and a small hairy blur which dived into the sideboard. "But when were the last time you kept a job for t'month," replied Merry. "That's noat fair, ah'm trying for employee of the month ah'll huv ye know," said Pippin. "Impressive, if you keep this up you'll beat your Kwik-Save record." The nods signalled that for once they had. Anti-psychotic drugs have little effect on the aftermath of the power of a dark lord.Įnter Merry and Pippin stage left in Sainsbury's uniforms. #LIGHT TUNGSTEN DOMED BLACK THE LORD OF THE RINGS RING FULL#The 'episodes' varied in frequency and severity, from mild gibbering which passed quickly to full on Sauron hallucinations and mental hospital admissions. However, bearing a ring of ultimate evil takes its toll on the mind, as does 6000 years of blatantly misguided psychiatric care. Most of the time Frodo, was well, just Frodo, a well adjusted house hobbit, who kept things together, the bathroom clean and prevented inter-housemate homicide. ![]() Sam shrugged, "Well, it keeps him occupied." "This is getting towards the point of, well, obsession." "Someone's going to have to have a word with him about that," whispered Legolas to Sam. "Grilled herrings with a hazelnut crust, roast apple and horseradish cream with sauteLed Mediterranean vegetables." "He's been really well recently, but I suppose that just means we're heading for a bad one. The highlight of my day was when one of the passengers recommended a good plastic surgeon who could do something about my ears. Any more excitement and I may have exploded. "Well, fabulously interesting, I pushed the trolley up the train, I pushed it back down, I pushed the trolley up the train, I pushed it back down and we stopped to restock in Newcastle. "Well, it's so terribly hard, what with the garden being on such a steep slope and all. Legolas politely enquired about Sam's day. Gandalf reluctantly lowered Sam to the ground with a graceless bump. Legolas wandered in, took one look at the scene and just said "Gandalf". "You chose to live with us, we most definitely did not choose to live with you, if you don't like hobbits, go live somewhere else." You can learn everything about the ways of hobbits in a month, but after 6000 years they're just bloody annoying." "You haven't washed your hands after working in that garden again, have you? This can's covered in muddy hobbit fingerprints. Taking the can wordlessly, Gandalf raised his staff with his other hand and pinned Sam to the ceiling without taking his eyes off the screen. "I don't see why you can't get it yourself, what with being a wizard and all," commented Sam, bringing in another can. "Beowulf was a pansy anyway, I drank him under the table after 3 pints. This comment was addressed to the television, or more specifically, 'The Weakest Link'. ![]() Gandalf was sat in his chair, an empty can of Tennents in one hand, wizarding staff in the other, an overflowing ashtray balanced on the arm of his chair and his hat adorning the top of the television. History has become legend legend has become myth and myth has become merchandising: A three-bedroom semi in a town in the north of England, 2001 And it came to pass that the fellowship were granted immortality for they had saved middle earth and so they went their separate ways.īut some fellowships were not meant to be broken.
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